Posted by: el99 | July 27, 2008

*Think before you speak…*

Here are four reasons why you should think before you speak – Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back… Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did….

FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, ‘How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?’

I turned around and walked back out and never went back.

*My husband didn’t say a word…He knew better.*

SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes,

I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, ‘I think I like playing with men’s balls’

THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.

I replied, ‘No, I’m just looking at your nuts.’

My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days And a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don’t get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked:

‘So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?’

Not only did HE have to leave the set, But half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Now, didn’t that feel good?


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